Chapter 605 - 14.01 : The Villain's Bitch
"Mom… Mom… please wake up…."
Yunyu could hear the faint voice of a little boy calling him Mom while shaking his shoulder. When he entered this new body, he felt an enormous pain all over his body to the point that opening his eyes was difficult.
He could move his body, but when he did, he would feel a crushing pain. He opened his eyes hard, and he saw a giant Cyclops in front of him. He was so tall, almost as tall as a skyscraper, and there were plenty of people in funny, colorful costumes trying to fight the giant.
But Yunyu\'s eyes darted on only one man who wore a silver suit with \'S\' printed on his chest. He was buff and looked super strong. When the Cyclops fired a beam out of his eyes, the \'S\' man commanded, "Wally Wall, summon a shield!"
The man called Wally Wall summoned a shield to protect the group from the attack.
The \'S\' Man looked at Yunyu full of worry.. He dashed towards Yunyu and asked, "Are you okay? You\'ve been badly hurt!"
[Bro, I can\'t even feel my body, how am I okay?!]
Yunyu smiled with difficulty, then he said, "I—I\'m alright. You should focus on that monster first…."
The \'S\' Man was too worried, so he looked at his son, who was holding Yunyu\'s shoulder, "Go take your Mom somewhere safe, Dad will fight that monster first, okay?"
"Yes, Dad!"
The little boy, around eight years old, hugged Yunyu\'s arm. He took a deep breath and closed his eyes.
Blip!
Yunyu felt his body become super light. In a millisecond, he was teleported to a large bed inside a big apartment.
Yunyu was still confused when the little boy suddenly left him and returned with a bottle of medicine. He jumped to the bed and walked towards him.
The little boy took one pill and slowly helped Yunyu swallowed a pill, "Mom, it\'s the pill that will numb your pain. Please rest first. I\'ll find a doctor soon."
Yunyu stared at the little boy and asked with his weak voice, "Who are you?"
"Ah, Mom, did that Monster hit your head too much? Oh no…" the little boy got worried. "It\'s me, your son, Hermes. B—But that\'s not important. Please rest now. You\'ve been hurt. I\'ll find a doctor soon, okay?"
Hermes distanced himself from his Mom and then took a deep breath before teleporting.
Blip!
…
The medicine was surprisingly effective. Yunyu couldn\'t feel pain anymore. But in exchange, he also couldn\'t move his body at all.
He laid on the large bed, staring at the tall ceiling until Pupa materialized in front of Yunyu, "Took you long enough," Yunyu sneered.
"What do you expect? Me suddenly popping out in front of a giant Cyclops?" Pupa rolled its eyes.
"Okay, where are we right now?"
"This is the world of superheroes, where there are many gifted humans that formed an alliance, whether it\'s good or bad."
"So, Justice League? Avenger?"
"… You can\'t just say their name so bluntly. Our author barely earns money, and you want to give him trouble with copyright?"
"Ah, yeah, let me rephrase that…." Yunyu cleared his throat. "So, this world is like, Justice Gang?"
"… Yeah, there are two sides right now. The Cyclops you see before were a summons created by Mystical Witch. This powerful spell caster can summon monsters from the fantasy world. She is part of the bad guys," Pupa explained.
"The group of good guys is called The League of Superheroes—"
"Ehhh, so basic!"
"… and the group of bad guys is called The Revenant—"
"What\'s with these movie references?! And he said he doesn\'t want to get copyrighted?!" Yunyu complained.
Pupa rolled its eyes and floated around the room, "This is a very nice apartment you have with your husband."
"Husband?"
"Yeah, that \'S\' man, his alias is Superbman, his real name is Clarke Gaist," Pupa explained.
…
"So many copyrights dodge there," Yunyu mentioned. "And that little boy is my son with him?"
"Yes, his name is Hermes Gaist, eight years old. You actually have a daughter as well. Her name is Artemis Gaist. She is only three years old and is in the secret superhero daycare right now."
"Hermes and Artemis have superpowers as well. Hermes can teleport at any place and can also teleport anything, including human to another location."
"For Artemis, since she is still a toddler, all she has right now is an ability to fire a laser beam from her mouth and eyes. But she can develop more power later."
"And how about me? What is my identity in this world?" Yunyu asked.
"Your name is Gaius Gaist since you take the mother role in this family. You\'re the incarnation of Mother Nature, so your power is plant and earth manipulation. Though, since you\'re not really physically strong, you\'re more of a support role to create plants that can rejuvenate or protect the other members."
"Then what is my alias?"
"Naturally hoe," Pupa replied short and concise.
…
"Wait, is that real?"
"Yes, that\'s your real alias. You pick it yourself."
"How could people take me seriously with that alias!!!"
"Apparently, they do because you claimed it is the name given by Mother Nature itself…." Pupa said.
…
"Okay, I guess I\'m a Naturally Hoe now."
"As if you aren\'t one in the first place."
Yunyu rolled his eyes again. He just had to fight with Pupa all the time for no reason. But they were a perfect match for a host and a system.
"So… about my children…." Yunyu hummed for a moment. He had something in mind. "They\'re adopted, right?"
"Of course not. They\'re your biological children with Clarke Gaist," Pupa replied.
…
"Is this an omegaverse world or what?"
"No, it\'s just you. Since you\'re the incarnation of Mother Nature, you have been blessed with fertility. Thus you\'re able to give birth despite being a man."
"Why do I always give birth in literally half of the world we visited!?"
"Don\'t you remember what that golden snake chain, Jinshe said in the tenth world? You\'re a hoe that likes to be bred by various men and give birth to lots of children."
"I really thought she was joking, honestly…."
Yunyu looked around the big room with a wide glass pane all around. Then he pondered, "I don\'t understand…."
"What?"
"If I already have a nice house, two children, and a loving husband, then why am I here? What\'s there to achieve? Since the Fatemeter of Clarke Gaist should\'ve reached or soon going to reach 100% with this happy family we build together," Yunyu wondered. He had no idea of what he needed to do here anyway.
"Who said that the Master of the world is Clarke Gaist?" Pupa said.
"Huh?"
"The Master of the world is not Clarke Gaist."
"W—Wait, Chotto Matte, he is my husband, right?"
"Yes, you two have been happily married for almost ten years with two healthy children as well," Pupa replied heartlessly. Though it didn\'t have a heart in the first place.
"B—But how about the happy marriage and stuff—"
"He is still not the Master of this world. The real Master of this world is—"